Greetings everypony! My name is Twilight Sparkle. Oh! You may be wondering why I have this strange attire on. You may think I’m trying out my Nightmare Night costume since that’s coming up soon. But no, as historically accurate to Saddle Arabian mares who’s profession was dancing, I did not receive this by choice. I went on a trip with Spike to Saddle Arabia not to long ago and though a couple of bizarre events I ended up as… a Genie! You see this bottle that has my cutie mark on it? Well, that would be my container if I ever I feel like going back in or if I’m tired (Seriously, it force sucks me in whenever I’m completely exhausted or I’m deep asleep… It’s ok though, it’s actually more comfortable for me then a bed is)
While you’re here however, Spike is here as well if you’re curious. He is the designated keeper of the bottle and occasionally myself when I’m inside, and he wished for me to have the ability to give wishes to other beings besides him. Technically there are no rules whatsoever, but don’t get any bad ideas because unlike the traditional model of Genies you hear in all the old stories I can outright refuse to grant your wish if I find it distasteful. Things like Romance and especially umm.. intercourse with another pony (That includes myself >_>) forbidden by my own decision (Spike learned this the hard way when he tried to wish for me to make Rarity fall in love with him). Other wishes I will refuse include all wishes for the death of somepony nor will I grant intense physical harm and/or wishing a sickness on somepony. If something else of course is asked that I find personally distasteful then I’ll also refuse the wish.
Other then the ones I’ll refuse though, the skies the limit for what I can grant you. You also might have questions on how me and my friends are taking the rather bizarre change of lifestyle I have now. Those are perfectly fine as well. As I’m sure many of you are curious. ^ _^
This is the start of a new blog I made myself. Hope I have lots o’ fun with this.